ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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