He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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