why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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