I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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