I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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