We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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