We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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