More tranny stories later!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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