his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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