So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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