she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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