I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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