so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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