I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We need to get me chipped asap
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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