Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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