Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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