I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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