Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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