I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I lost the right to judge tonight
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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