The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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