Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
This is the prime rib incident all over again
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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