Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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