Dual....:-)
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
you never un-have a 4some
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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