is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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