As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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