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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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