to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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