There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
