do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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