i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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