btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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