seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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