OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize