My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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