I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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