do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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