I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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