This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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