just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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