ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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