But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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