okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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