I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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