We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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