i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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