i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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