i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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