Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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