I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
