i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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