that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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