so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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